Paul McCartney Planning Huge World Tour To Pay For Heather Mills Divorce Payout

Paul McCartney finally managed to get rid of the “one-legged bitch”, (his words not mine allegedly) Heather Mills last month, when she was awarded almost $50 million to shut up and go away.

Although she seems to be determined to keep herself in the press by bitching about McCartney at every opportunity, he seems to be determined to move on, and to that end, is planning a huge world tour, probably to get away from her, and help pay the divorce settlement bill.

According to the NME, the tour is being planned for Autumn of this year, with countries being visited including the UK, the USA, Canada and Australia.

It’s claimed that McCartney’s representatives have been busy meeting concert promoters around the world to set up the tour. The 50,000 capacity Halifax Common venue in Nova Scotia, Canada, is thought to be a definite on the list of venues.

The tour dates are set to be finalised and announced in May.

The problem is, although McCartney may have been one half of the greatest song writing duo ever to have lived, along with John Lennon, I’m not all that keen on his solo stuff.

There are some gems in there from the last 30 years, but there is also a lot of crap. McCartney is also bound to play a lot of new material, which he is said to have written over the two years of the break up and divorce of his marriage to Mills.

They’re probably crap, but part of me is very keen to hear them, just in case he name checks her, or talks about money grabbing women with one leg.

In the meantime, I’ll just make do with playing the computer game based on the divorce trial.

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