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Comment on Status Quo Named Hardest Working Band Of 2009 by Dinah

Dinah — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:29:42 +0000

Frankly, I’ve never heard of the Status Quo. But, I have hear of it . . . in a way. You see, I’ve a neighbor who tries to maintain the ’status quo,’ buying a new BMW, nice new furniture. He lost his job last week and the repo-Man towed away the BMW. Maybe he paid for the clothes with cash; or, returned them when I wasn’t lookin’. I see what he doing thru his open bedroom window. Not exactly a voyeur. I feel a bit sorry for the man.

Comment on Noel Gallagher To Attend Oasis Assault Sentencing by Dinah

Dinah — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:36:28 +0000

Noel, Noel, oh my sweet Noel. Sing me song of sixpence, a pocketful of rye, four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. Sweet Noel, my lamb of a thousand years, in my dreams, my fantasies hold you sweet and dear.

Comment on Free Rage Against The Machine Gig Announced In London by Dinah

Dinah — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:34:04 +0000

Passsport photo? What? i have a passport, but what’s this all about. I still say that hole in the jeans is a travesty. Rich enuf to buy a pair of new jeans but he wants to wear jeans with a hole. That’s not good.

Comment on The Kaiser Chiefs Working On New Album After Hiatus by Dinah

Dinah — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:30:42 +0000

kizer chefs. Have I heard this groupz. I don’t know whether I’ve heard them or not. I need to buy Kaiszer chiefss. Today. Dave Parrack knows what’s what. Yeah. Kaizer chefs. They are what’s happening. yeah.

Comment on Amy Winehouse Live At The V Festival – Shambling, Disgraceful, Utter Rubbish by Dinah

Dinah — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:26:43 +0000

I will nevah, evah, forget this review. Not if I live to be 100 years old. Shameful, vile, disgusting. Oh yeah, the adjectives, they tell all. Ol’ Amy. One day AMy gonna be old, yes Lord. She will have wrinkles, and gray hair, and false teeth, and she’ll struggle, yea Lord, to stay upright. Hip surgery when she falls. Oh Lord, she’ll say, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Yes, she’ll pray, down on her hand and knees, “Oh lord, save me from myself.” Yes. Time and chance happens to us all. The only help we have is Love from do-gooders, yes, only the alleged good samaritans (those not after our hard earned money) will come to save us from ourselves. Amy, oh, Amy, when will you see the light. Pray to God; and, if he won’t listen, pray to the horned one. He’ll listen, ever ready, to serve up his brand of good, though evil, it’s all good.

Comment on Jedward – ‘Under Pressure (Ice Ice Baby)’ Single Review by Dinah

Dinah — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 15:53:39 +0000

I’ll hand it to ‘em. Those hairstyles are boss. What kind of hair gel do they use? I need some of that. Maybe, K-mart sells that stuff. Make the hair so stiff, won’t have to style it for at least a year.

Comment on Amy Winehouse Back With Blake… Remarriage On Cards? by Dinah

Dinah — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:56:43 +0000

I must’ve missed this write-up. Is Amy really back with her old beau?

Now, I’ve got another chance to talk about ol’ Amy. It’s so fun.

Well, well, well. I suppose a woman must have her loverboy, just can’t get enough of Blake’s sweet, sexy stuff. Fatal attraction? Is she out of her mind? But, sometimes it’s like that. You break up with your honey lovin’ man, you’re through with him for good, you toss his shyte out the house, tell him to go back to his mama and you never want to see him again. One day you’re walking somewhere and there he is. Whim, bam, boom! All those old juicy, hot, lovin’ feelings start bubbling up and suddenly you’re in his arms, wrapped in sweet juicy maleness. Girls, ain’t that a comforting feeling? You know what I’m talkin’ about. Can’t get enough of that man. He’s THE ONE. The only one to make you feel that certain feeling: a certain look in his eyes, a certain smile on his lips, his male musk. It takes a man to make a woman feel like a real woman. Some might argue that point, but, honey, it’s true.

Awright, let’s cut the crap. Amy needs to move on. Sign on with a new label. Update her sound, get some new clothes (K-mart selling shiny fake silk tops, 2 for $10.00–get ‘em while they’re hot!). I think Amy could realize some new potential for herself, if only . . .

Comment on U2, Muse, Stevie Wonder Are Glastonbury Headliners by Dinah

Dinah — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:38:53 +0000

Stevie Wonder? Well, if that doesn’t beat all. Maybe, that should be no surprise as Wonder is respected the world over. Glastonbury is changing. U2 should be pretty good.

Comment on JLS Gig Review – Hammersmith Apollo – Feb. 13, 2010 by Dinah

Dinah — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:34:24 +0000

JLS looking kind of cute. Makes my liver quiver. Why Brits have all the good music? I thought the English only listened to harp music, bagpipes and stuff. Somebody told me that. I should have known that was an outright lie. Over there jammin and sippin in the pubs.

Comment on Sugababes: Mutya Buena Disses Heidi Range On Twitter by Dinah

Dinah — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:24:33 +0000

I can tell ol’ Muttya think she is hot. Don’t look too bad, I guess. I look better than that. I got some earrings like that, too. Don’t believe me? Well, I’m tellin’ you, I do! Bought them last week across the street at K-Mart. They were next to the bargain shoes, half-priced detergents, and the used books section.

Anyway, women’s are known for cat fighting. Sugababies are no different. I wonder if there’s a group called Saltababes? Monkeybabes? BooBooBabes? SillyBabes. BigTittyBooBabes. BumbleBabes. We need to rename Sugababes, ’cause they aren’t acting very sweet. They give sugar a bad name. And, no, they don’t deserve the name HoneyBabes. Ain’t nothing honey-like about a bunch of screeching, slapping, name-callin’ girls.

I really do have some earring like that. Really.