Lily Allen Pregnant With Chemical Brother’s Baby - Thank God She’s Given Up Smoking!
December 20, 2007 by Dave Parrack
Lily Allen, that softly spoken, easy living, play it safe, uncontroversial pop star… oh hang on, I’m getting her confused with Dido. Let’s try again…
Lily Allen, that hard rocking, mockney, hard drinking, chain smoking pop star, is expecting a baby with Chemical Brother (I’m so glad it’s singular) Ed Simons.
She announced the happy news on Tuesday, which gave the press ample opportunity to dredge up month old pictures of her enjoying a crafty cigarette, and claiming she’s an irresponsible mother to be.
No morons, actually she has quit smoking, as every right thinking pregnant woman would do, and those photos were taken before she, or anyone else, knew she was with child.